



Jackson and Dan are hired out by the Baroness to investigate some mysterious
killings that have been going on up north. They go off and with the help
of a local sheriff study the scene of a recent killing by the creature.
After a brief tussle with each other Jackson and Dan start investigating
hardcore. At a local DMV they find a man who leads them to the hideout
of the creature. However, things are not all that they seem as the local
official is killed, there seems to be a mysterious man running the show,
and the Baroness showed up at the DMV as well. There is a climatic battle
with the creature, and Dan and Jackson manage to pull out a victory. It
looks bad as the creator of the creature has Jackson and Dan at gunpoint.
The Baroness mysteriously shows up to save the guys, but just as a playful
battle may lead to some answers, Jackson and the Baroness are taken up
into space by aliens.

(in order of appearance)
SLIM JIM EATING MAN-- Matt Cabe
CALLER -- Chip Peck
JACKSON END -- James Amler
DAN -- Harper Gordek
COMPUTER LAB LOSER -- Ward Rackley
NELSON -- Pete Shelton
SECRETARY -- Pete Shelton
BARONESS -- Marianna Matthews
GUY -- Mark Andrews
GIRL -- Marianna Matthews
SHERIFF -- Chip Peck
DMV GUY -- Ward Rackley
CREATURE -- Pete Shelton
CREATOR -- Ward Rackley

OPENING -- From Out of Nowhere / Faith No More
KUNG FU PRACTICE -- Intolerance / Tool
DANCING IN WOODS -- Ironman / The Cardigans
DAN vs JACKSON -- Be Aggressive / Faith No More
MONSTER FIGHT -- Super-Charger Heaven / White Zombie
CREDITS -- Intermission / Tool

"This is my Dungeons & Dragons uniform!
It's scary."

This show was filmed...
In STV office and Studio
Woods next to SRC
Woods next to Kenan Stadium
Student Union 226
Gimghoul Castle

*Chip Peck was Harper's Freshman RA*
*The alien abduction was an explanation for the fact that Marianna and
James were going to London next semester*
*The sweeping of Ward and Pete off the set after their fight alluded to
TV Bloopers and Practical Jokes*
*The Kung Fu fight scene was filmed by Kevin Hanna*
*Originally the script called for a Mark-Linn Baker worship scene but
was cut when no good pictures of him could be found on the Internet*
* Marianna cut her foot while traipsing around in the woods but she bravely
went on*
*Voiceovers of Dan and Jackson are done by Pete Shelton*

The evening suddenly turns to day in the Jackson vs. Dan
scene!
The Final Bad guy looked a lot like the guy killed at the DMV!!
Haircuts and facial hair growth abound!!


Loser - "You're the guy who laughed at me in the computer
lab!"
Secretary - "No, no it wasn't me, but if you want some--he he--come get
some."
Dan - "Let's get off of mothers, cause I just got off
of yours."
DMV guy - "Go to Hell!"
Dan - "Why? Do I want to see you when I'm dead?"
Monster - "Bring it to the source."
Creator - "This is my moment of glory and your moment
of pain."

"Hah hah!"
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