Deadly Evil II: Dead as Hell

An underground movement led by Lash's descendants seeks to overthrow a demonic U.S. President who plots to lead the people of Earth into a war with the Devil.

Camera
Dave Miller

Editor
Dave Miller

Written and directed by
Ryan Rubio

Produced by
Dave Miller and Dustin Rhodes

Make-up Effects
Cherrae Stuart

Fight Choreography
Ryan Rubio, Sam Cone, Dan Miller

This show was filmed...

Chandler's farm in Durham, NC
Jordan Lake
Union Auditorium
UNC-STV studio
UNC School of Journalism
Business School Parking Deck
UNC School of Dramatic Arts
Forest Theatre

*Numerous injuries were acquired during the filming of this episode. Jennifer Rettew fell on a chain, cut her knee down to the bone, and had to be hauled to Student Health in a wheelchair. Sam Cone took the scab off his elbow and did a bit of bleeding in the fight at the Forest Theatre. James Willems got kicked in the shin or something durign the swordfight.
*To acquire all the crunchy and squishy sound effects, the director bought some grapefruit, celery, and lettuce and did horrible things tot hem while the cameraman looked on in terror. Real swords were also banged together to get the sounds that were dubbed over the plastic swords. *The roles of Scylla and Charybdis were not in the script. They were added especially for Jennifer Rettew and Amanda Deibert. The way they spoke their lines was inspired from Tomax and Xamot, the Crimson Twins from GI Joe.
*Dan Miller does not know how to dress himself.
*Dan Schneider cannot pronounce the word "favorably."
*After taking extreme caution with Drew Herman's fragile rifle, the director was horrified to hear that it had come apart in the trunk of a car while dining at Bojangle's.
*Chris Baker's severed tongue was actually made of sculpted tofu that had soaked in fake blood over night.
*Dan Miller only had one shot to land his death defying back flip.
*He didn't land so good.
*We all thought he might die.
*But he didn't.
*The cast and crew feared for their lives at the Durham shoot, for it was hunting season and shots and barking dogs could be heard emenating from the surrounding woods.
An old man that was a fan of the film Blade II emerged from the woods and watched us shoot. It was weird.
*Dave Miller, having the memory of a gnat, wore his eyepatch on the opposite eye from which he had worn it in the previous episode.

This episode was directed by an STV demi-god and therefore lacks error.
(Refer to the explanation under the music section)

Dan Miller - "I will read his mind using an ancient Tibetan technique that I learned in Mexico."
Sam - "Why didn't it work, master?"
Dan Miller - "For the same reason that it never works. I don't know how it's done."

Alex - "She didn't see that one coming."

Dan Schneider- "But you forget, I am no mere man."
James - "Ya got that right, ya damn woman. Now let's dance!"

Dan Miller - "Shut up. I'm trying to drink myself to death before I die."

Schneider - "Go to the lake."

Schneider - "That's because it fried your damn brain!"

Dan Miller - "Here, drink this. An Indian mystic in China gaved it to me. It'll give you the strength of five men. Yes, drink my boy."
James - "Tastes like vodka."

Alex - "Well, this movement shit is for the birds anyhow."
Dan Miller - "Oh really, fool?"

James - "SUCK ON THIS! Yeah, ya like that? Hope ya got sonar, ya blind bitch!"

Andy - "Get in here, boy, so I can slap the white off your teeth."