Dan, still out looking for a job, is shown at first poorly adapting to the market. He winds up killing (some by accident, some on purpose) four people before being hired out to watch five kids in Saturday Morning detention. These kids, oddly reminiscent of ones from a certain 80's movie, provoke and annoy Dan, who gives them ample warnings.They blatantly disobey his rules (and have sex a couple of times) but Dan still is content to drink in a basement. That is, until he senses them bonding. Since this would never happen in the real world, Dan goes and puts an end to it with a gun and lots of violence. Not a very complex plot, yes I know.

Cast

(in order of appearance)
DAN -- Harper Gordek
LAZY BUM GUY -- Ward Rackley
SHOTGUN HOOD -- Ward Rackley
SECURITY GUARD -- Pete Shelton
WOULD-BE ROBBER -- Pete Shelton
PIZZA BROTHER -- Mark Andrews
PONY CHILD -- Jodi Dellinger
THE NERD -- Kevin Hanna
THE PRINCIPAL -- Rick Ward
JACKSON END -- James Amler
THE BARONESS -- Marianna Matthews
THE FREAK -- Sara Noffsinger
THE JOCK -- Mark Andrews
THE REBEL -- Ward Rackley
THE PRISS (MARY J. CROTTENROTCH) -- Candace Allred
THE JANITOR -- Steve Conschafter
CONFUSED JODI -- Jodi Dellinger
FATHER 1 -- Mark Andrews
MOTHER 1 -- Jodi Dellinger
FATHER 2 -- Ward Rackley
MOTHER 2 -- Candace Allred
FATHER 3 -- Kevin Hanna
MOTHER 3 -- Sara Noffsinger

OPENING -- The Safety Dance / Men Without Hats
VOICE OVER -- Don't You Forget About Me / Crowded House
FIRST FIGHT -- Take On Me / A-Ha
CHASE SEQUENCE -- Footloose / Kenny Loggins
JANITOR FIGHT -- Welcome to the Jungle / Guns 'n Roses
CANDY-FLIPPIN' -- Barbie Girl / Aqua
FINAL FIGHT -- Don't You Forget About Me / Crowded House
CREDITS -- Rock Me Amadeus / Falco

This show was filmed...

Behind Carolina Coffee Shop
2nd Floor Student Union
The Circus Room
STV
Student Union Room 226!!!
Phillips Hall
Navy Field

*All but the Santa Scene in the opening credits was filmed in April of 1997*
*Student Stores wouldn't let us film inside*

(Sample Conversation with Student Stores Lady:

"Why?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Because you can't film here."
"I know that, but why can't we film here?"
"Because you can't film here."

Needless to say my "Bitch Detector" was going off-scale)

*The Priss left was originally in the chase scene but had to leave so she"went to the bathroom"*
*An entire bottle of Flintstone Vitamins was consumed in 40 minutes*
*The original script accidentally carried some homophobic undertones*

Watch the Freak's hair gain fading stripes!!!
Watch the Jock's hair grow magically shorter.
See the Priss magically disappear during the first fight scene, replaced by--the Principal?!

Girl - "Santa, Santa, I want a pony for Christmas!"
Santa - "I've got something for you right here!"

Nerd - "How'd ya like to die of lead poisoning?"

Dan - "That's it, you're going down like a cheap whore on Charlie Sheen!"

Janitor - "Work release my ass, get over here!"

Rebel - "And together we will not bow to you!"
Dan - "Oh yeah? Well it's time for you kids to face reality. [whips out gun] Meet Reality."

Dan - "There can be only one."