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Chapel Hill is under quarantine and crawlin' with zombie bastards. One brave cameraman documents the few brave redneck souls who rise up to meet the zombie armada.
| Corpse 1 | Ward Rackley | |
| Corpse 2 | Rick Ward | |
| Pit Zombie | Branson Hatley | |
| Judy | Lori Lowder | |
| Doyle | Matthew Burdorff | |
| Salsa Zombie | George Manis | |
| Billy Bragg | James Khanlarian | |
| Guy Weber | Richard Franklin | |
| Pit Zombie Jr. | Jay Stallings | |
| Bathroom Zombie | George Manis | |
| Cub Scout Zombie | Ward Rackley | |
| Stair Zombie | Branson Hatley | |
| Slow Man | Ward Rackley | |
| Slinky Girl | Sara Hoopes | |
| Burly Redneck | Josh Bassinger | |
| Amputee Medic | George Manis | |
| Amputee | Branson Hatley | |
| Cereal Drone | Jay Stallings | |
| Refugee | Josh Putnam | |
| Abigail | Ashley Byer | |
| Peggy | Ashley Falls | |
| Doc | Mark Andrews | |
| Jack | Jessie Grinnell | |
| Screaming Zombie | Dan Fisher | |
| Death Worship Zombie | Pete Shelton | |
| Dead Body | James Khanlarian | |
| Severed Latex Head | Himself | |
| Zombie Scientist | Dan Fisher | |
| Government Scientist | Ward Rackley | |
| General | Pete Shelton | |
| Zombie | Josh Bassinger | |
| Zombie | George Manis | |
| Zombie | Ashley Byer | |
| Zombie | Hunter McGhee | |
| Zombie | Steven Cox | |
| Zombie | Josh Putnam | |
| Zombie | Ashley Falls | |
| Zombie | Ward Rackley | |
| Zombie | Dan Fisher | |
| Zombie | Pete Shelton | |
| Zombie | Brian Godwin | |
| Zombie | Branson Hatley | |
| Zombie | Jay Stallings | |
| Zombie | Mike West | |
| Zombie | Dawne Howard |
Story by
Branson Hatley
Camera
Branson Hatley
Rick Ward
Art Direction
Ward Rackley
Prosthetics Effects
Richard Franklin
Allison Hanna
Ward Rackley
Makeup
Ashley Byer
Ashley Falls
Sara Hoopes
James Khanlarian
Ward Rackley
Special Effects Coordinator
Rick Ward
Editor
Rick Ward
Written by
Branson Hatley and Ward Rackley
Directed by
Ward Rackley
Produced by
Ward Rackley and Rick Ward
This show was filmed...
in the Pit
all around campus
in a bathroom in the Union (we cleaned up the blood afterwards)
in the studio
in the Union
outside the PR lot
around Phillips Hall
in Branson Hatley's Apartment of the Darned
"Isn't she a beaute?"
*A cameraman tripped and fell backwards down some stairs during a shoot.
The camera was repaired after spending a few weeks in the shop. The cameraman died
or something*
*Three endings were scripted for this episode*
*The Apartment of the Darned was also used to film the Off the Cuff
movie some five years before*
Well, zombies aren't really real.
Billy - "...our sex lives-"
"Didn't anyone teach you to flush?"
"This is just like the time after Desert Storm when we were fighting those nazi squirrels-"
"No zombies here...no zombies here...Shit, no zombies anywhere!"
Guy - "Look what you've done."
"AAAAAAA!!!!"
Slow Man - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Zombie - "RAAAAAAA!!!"
Zombie - "RAAAA!!!"
Zombie - "RAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Zombie Scientist - "Hey, I know you...I know.. I should eat your brains!"
Jack - "Come and get some, bitches!"
"And I'm Guy Weber. Pre-Med.
Biolergy."