Boyd Randall Harris
Third Year Senior
Peace, War, and Defense Major
Boiling Springs, North Carolina

Acting -
EPISODE 23 - Willis
EPISODE 24 - Old Man McMahon
Bio -
On a balmy March night in the year of our Lord 1982, a child was born to a woman who had never known the touch of a man. This child was the one the prophecies had foretold of many years before. He would grow up and become a great leader among men.

By coincidence, I was born about eight hours later in a hospital in America. Raised on switch'ns, biscuits, and a demand for southern honor, I grew up. By the age of twelve I was trained in fencing, horseback riding, and marksmanship. All of these pursuits were essential to the proper upbringing of a southern gentleman. At the age of 14, I participated in my first dual. A nine year old vagabond had insulted my family's honor by demanding to know if all Harris' were hairy. We met at dawn with our seconds and fought with swords. After several minutes of parrying I drew first blood by lopping off his right ear. Since then I have participated in over 20 duels with a 68% margin of victory.

In my eighteenth year I decided that a proper gentleman must have the proper schooling. I was accepted to the University of North Carolina and began my studies that fall. I have always known that my skill in the arts must be shared with the world. So in my second year I decided that the best way to present my greatness to the world would be through the "opiate of the masses", television. The world now sees my greatness, but I must hurry. For there is much to do, and little time to do it in....

Favorite Quote - "I live on the four basic food groups: bacon, beans, whiskey, and lard."